Hi readers of Dom's website!

Ok so you wanna hear about my day? If you insist...

Today I woke up on my bamboo mat in my bamboo house.  I ate some bamboo shoots for breakfast from a bamboo bowl with bamboo chopsticks... and drank tea from my bamboo cup.  I asked Dom for cornflakes but she said they hadn't been invented yet.  Then I went to my boring bamboo school on a bumpy bamboo cart.  We had to cross the river on a bamboo bridge.  And I wrote this story on bamboo fibre paper using a bamboo brush.

(Then typed it up, obviously)

I'm doing daft-ass English coursework and there is no point to it. I mean, who CARES if "sissy and bitzer" are treated badly at school?  they shud try facing Hitler at All Saints.

FOOF! I dunno what to write.  My face hurts due to my vicious sister.  I knew it was her, I could smell her getting off the elevator!

Anyway, I'm off, if you think of anymore of Dom's talents, let her know :)  But don't let your limbs fall out!

Get outta here you little pervert or I'll slap you silly!

Yeah, I believe ya! But my Tommy Gun don't!

SNAP!

 love Lib XxXxXxX

Hi Dom! I've got some stuff to go on your guestbook for your website! I've written you a business memo for you to publish! Subject: The ABUSIVE LAMPS in the KITCHEN and Other Business. From: Mr. BLACK, TABLE Supervisor To: All Employees of PEARISH TIGER Inc. It has come to my STRONG attention that the KITCHEN has been CAREFULLY SAT NERVOUS with ABUSIVE LAMPS. I am tired of dealing with ANNOYING employees and their ABUSIVE LAMPS. The KITCHEN is meant for WALKING. It is not a STRAW room. On a more BRAVE note, I would like to EAT all of you for the ODD work you all did on the YELLOW LUNCH BOX account. You should all be PROVOCATIVELY SMILED. Also, be sure to welcome DOM, the newest member of the RUBBER BAND department. They will be a QUIET SOFA to our family. QUICKLY Yours, Mr. BLACK, TABLE Supervisor.   FAFM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Love u! luv lib (u best publish this...)xxxxxxxxxx   THE MAZ SONG©™ (WRITTEN BY ELIZABETH CATHERINE JOSHEPHINE HYDES AND CHARLIE )   I DONT KNO WHAT YOU HEARD ABOUT CHAZ.. BUT YOU WONT GET A DOLLAR OUTTA DAZ COZ YOU ARE A........... MAN SPAZ! DADADADADA MAZ! :D   Quickie from claire :) A question for everyone who reads Doms site to answer... Do you prefer carrots to whales? I prefer whales i think...but you know...it's a tough decision rly Love ya lots n lots n lots dom! *mwah* You are fabbity unlike a rabbitty....called natalie! *raises eyebrow* yeah i know...random... love claire xxx