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All About Me!!!

Those of  a nervous disposition are advised to look away..... NOW!!!

Well, where do I start?
It was a lovely day in March, when all of a sudden the worst happened. I was born!!! The 6th of March would never be the same again, and because of this, I was neglected for many years, by all, man, woman, dog, cat, rat, fish, ant, you name it, I was neglected by it.
After years of neglect my family realised that I was still around and thought 'Oh, well she's a real fighter! Lets keep her!' I was overjoyed! I finally had a family, who actually quite liked me. Not long after I began to make friends, they came and went, and I moved on. At the tender age of 10, my mum and dad decided that I was so fabulous, they couldn't share me, resulting in a divorce. I was then moved to Ye Olde Sheff-Of-Da-Field, with my dear mother, where I met my best friend, Jenn. I am now 15 and have got some of the best friends ever!!!! 
I am now fairly happy, and am being shared between the Mother and Father. :) 



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