I'm in IT and Im soooooooooo very bored!!! SOSOSOSOS, lol. Anyway, I’m going to write you a story:

            Once upon a Timmy, a little boy name Tommy Bobby was just waking up from a long 10000000000000000000000 year sleep. He felt very refreshed and awoke with bright orange eyes. He clambered out of bed and put his three feet on the floor and stood up slowly. Tommy Bobby was stood up and put on his favourite Pink Elephant slippers. He could feel his feet rub against the soft, warm furry interior of his slippers as he walked out of his bedroom and into the bathroom, to brush his long, blonde hair. He looked into the mirror and saw a vision of loveliness, himself. Before too long he was ready to go out. He had washed, dressed and was all fed for the morning. (Hmmmm…….. (I dunno what else to put……….))

He went outside and to his horror he fell down a deep abyss, which was full of Flange Snatchlings!!! SHOCK HORROR!!!!!!! He was attacked and eaten.

                                    The End

 ATTENTION TO ALL!!!!

                                                                                                Today, I am announcing that all Mushrooms be convicted of GTA and Arson. I call upon these people here, to witness this account, and hence forth, bring forward the allegations towards such Mushrooms of the Earth. If any of these persons here present disagree with my actions they shall be dealt with in an unimaginable way!

            Therefore, this warning should, hopefully, warn people off such mistakes. They should keep their opinions to themselves, until they are told otherwise.

Hi dom you sexy thang! Got ya summat to stick on your site. its not funny or good, and i dunno where you'd put it, but hey. Hope you enjoy!!!
        Jenn XxX

 

As we all know Katie is a Walton, and Waltons are not the nice, humble, mountain-dwelling, "G'night John-Boy" Red Necks that everyone thinks. No, thats the American version. However, Katie is as British, and Waltonay, as a good ol' English punch-up, and shes just as violent. As Arthur will find out....

 So she went out this morning saying "Jenn, im going out. Give me some money". But thats not important. She also said "Im meeting Nick and Arthur".
 "ok" I thought, naturally not giving a smeg. So I went onto MSN, and... low and behold... Arthur is online.
   "HUH?!"
So hes forgot his little appointment with Katie, which results in, a few hours later, me seeing her walk in with a face of thunder asking if "hes online". Which he is.
 And so, he gets it in the neck. Or rather, he gets it in the balls.
       From the other side of Sheffield, I can hear the screams, and i can envision the sigh of Arthur holding what is left of his crotch. This angers Tom. His beloved, and only source of fun, Arthur, is hurt...... and as its in the balls area, Tom is especially mad. So he goes to battle Katie in a showdown.

 

The Showdown:
 Tom bursts in through the door to see a crippled-from-the-crotch-down-and-thights-up Arthur, writhing around on the floor. Tom has seen this before, but this time, it wasnt through homo-eroctic pleasure (which is a first ey!). So Tom dives at Katie, who is holding a rather sharp object which resembles a penknife (so much for a penknife for protection!). And it all goes in slow motion.
    "NOOOOOOOO!"
Tom has retrieved the sharp object and it going for Katie. However, katie is a maniac of the thin sort, and slips out of the window after doing a Trinity/Matrix-style kick at Toms...erm...shins.

   "NOOOO!" He runs over to Arthur, who is still in pain, and the slow motion sudenly turns back to reality-related speeds.
 "Leave me here Tom, save yourself.... Jenn'll come for you one day, shes a Walton too, shes violent! Leave me here!". Arthur is acting brave, if not a little dramatic....
 "Arthur you know I can never leave you! And Jenn'll never be violent to me..."
 "Well, When she hears that me and you never were over, and we're still an item, well she'll attack your balls too...... Don't punish yourself....Leave me here!"

 And so, Tom continues down the path of secret homosexuality alone, as Arthur can no longer perform any kind of..erm...performance, to anyone, ever again.

 Will Tom get over it? Will Tom find someone else? Will jenn find out and do A Katie on him?! Find out the answer to none of these questions, even if you ask me! MWAHAHAA!

 Update: Three weeks later Tom was found dead due to "testicles-being -stamped-on" related injuries. Arthur is in hospital with serious injuries to the penis. Katie and Jenn are as violent as ever. Ham should never be given to a horse.

 

 

ta-da!!! the end! Love ya!! XXX

 

 

I am writing to you all for your amusement. I don't know what to say, so I'll ramble.

'Ramble' is a cool word, it looks like 'Rumble' but with an 'a'. I also like the letter 'A' because it's in my surname, and I like that because *Oh, I have a text!!! WOOOOOOOT!!!* Jenn likes it. I like Jenn, she's my bestest mate, and doesn't eat peaches, which is good because peaches have the right to life too.... Afew days/weeks ago I shouted at my mum in Tescos because she was gonna buy a peach!!!! She looked ashamed and put the peach back. That's a true story ya know! It's my birthday soon, that's also very true!!!

I might do some word association, that's pretty cool. Ok, what shall I start with....:

orange - mouse - house - woman - hair - nails - hairdresser - crap - radiator - white - old - sea - green - bogeys - dick n dom - kiss - smile - yellow - sun - dinner - kitchen - house

Oh, that was fun!

STOP TALKING TO ME YOU CARZY RABBIT!!!!! Ow!! Get off!!!! CRAZY RABBIT!!!! Jenn! Tell the mouse to stop biting my arm!

I was talkin to my good friend, Ryan, last night, and I realised how very sad I was. I have discovered that I am fascinated by lights. Here is my reason why:

'I dunno why, I think its coz you can do lots of things with lights...'

HOW PATHETIC AM I!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I find lights interesting!

GOD, i need a hobby!

 

Usually my randomness is one of happiness and joy... but I fear that today it is of neither... :-(

I feel down (abit) and feel poor (coz I am) and feel pissed off (coz of certain things and people)... I also feel quite bad, becuase I've been online for afew hours and people might be trying to call the house with very important news, like 'Your dads dying and he would like to waste he last few words on you...' So, ya know, not good really lol.

I need a rant, but I don't know what to rant about, because my good friend Danny, has already heard my rant... but I'm still thinking about the problem, so I still need to rant. I feel kinda shit tbh... people are asking me whats wrong... but I know that people are gona be fed up of hearing about my rant so I'm telling them I'm ok... and I'm not...

Ya know what! Fuck it! I'm gona rant n rave!!!!

I'm fucked off with being ignored and unappreciated... im shitted well off with being used and im pissed off coz I've lost the letter me and Rachel wrote... and I loved that letter almost as much as (No need to tell....)... and I'm really fuckin' fucked the pissed off with having to check with my 'family' about what I can... in the HOUSE!!! Why can't I wash my face when I wake up?! Why can't I have a shower whenever the fuck I want?! Why do I have to check with every bloody person in the house if I can get cleaned!!!! FUCK OFF!!!!!!

Ahh... i feel kinda better now lol....