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Jenns Wisdom

Scary isn't it? Not only is she thinking!!!! she's thinking... wisely... kinda... bless her... I love her... It's Jenn... AND HER THOUGHTS!

Hello Young Padowans. Jennerz Your God is here with advice from beyond your earthly knowledge. In a very intellectual English lesson, myself and Dom worked out that if I had a big white beard, I’d look well wise, INNIT! So I’m gonna grow one and, ‘til i do, hand out a piece of hearty advice everyday! Here goes!

 

  • The lion is big.... but the small toad can leap!

 

  • Remember young padowan... The oak tree is beautiful, strong and leafy.... but the owl in its branches is so wise it graduated from Oxford with a recommendation degree in nuclear physics!

 

  • When the lion eats the gazelle, it does not show authority, reign of the jungle, or the hierarchy of the animal world. It shows hunger.

 

  • The mighty tree starts off as a little seedling. However, this does not mean that all things small end up big. Just trees and giraffes.

 

  • Men are not always right, despite religious, controversial and vegetarian debate.

 

  • Quorn burgers are infact made from carpet, so beware the meatless meat products

 

  • The anteater doeth eat the ant, but the ant doeth defeat the anteater in a battle of wits, strength and traditional Scottish caber tossing.

 

  • Whilst enjoying intercourse with the partner of your choice, still consider the dangers of “Fiddly things”. After all, as the great Prophet, “Trisha”, said… “You can catch more than a baby”! (- Compiled with the help of Kate Stevens and Trisha off that right good chat show!)

 

  • When out buying Hula-Hoops, make sure you consider the Glutamate value. (Remember… To Keep Your Ring Tasting Great… Use GLUTAMATE! – By Dom! :~D)

 

  • When trying to get down from a horse, remember to smell its hair, or the horse will consider it to be a great insult.



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