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What’s worse than being pissed off ‘coz of someone… then you have to do things to suit that person!?... Well, not much is worse… and to be honest… It’s really staring to piss me off… A LOT! I’m fed up of spending my life living around someone else… IN MY OWN TIME! (Obviously, it isn’t my whole life… because I haven’t lived it all to use it all… But there isn’t another phrase to use, unless I say… Some of my years… and that just sounds gay!) Yes, it’s stupid whining over my step-dad… because to be honest… he doesn’t deserve it, and I’m spending my time writing about it… which I don’t mind… but Hey!

            Ever since he lived with us, we have to do things around him (And that isn’t just because of his obese size, either)… But, If I want to have a shower… I have to wait until he’s gone to the loo… see a modal conversation for example;

Me – I’m gona have a shower now, is that ok?

Mum – Go and make sure Cuntface (aka Martin) doesn’t need the loo…

*I go off and ask him*

Me to CF – Do you need the loo, because I want a shower?

CF – Ummm… Not yet, but I will do in a minute…

            And that minute turns into 2 minutes, then 5 minutes… until I can wait no longer and have a shower… Then AS SOON AS I get in he knocks on the door…

CF – I need the loo… I won’t be a minute… (Here we go again!)

            So there really is no other solution… except KILL HIM!!!!

Another thing that pisses me off is the use of internet he… well uses! As soon as he wakes up, he goes on his stupid fuckin’ laptop… to buy shitty, shit, fuckin’, bollocks off Ebay!!!!!!!!! THEN HE’S ON IT ALL DAY!!!!!! Now, I wouldn’t mind this… but would one hour off the internet kill him, so I can use it?! Answer: Of course it would… I can see my friends at school… or call them (On my mobile)… and obviously Martin is too fuckin’ lazy and GAYLY OBESE!!!!! to get off his chair and shop! NOW THIS PISSES ME OFF… coz all he buys is watches!!!! HE HAS BOUGHT 7!!!!!! WATCHES!!!! Who needs 7 watches?!?!?! I mean, who is that….. SHITTED in the head to need 7 watches!!!! It’s understandable if they break… But then surely you’d have the common sense to think… ‘Hang on just a wee minute… Why don’t I buy a watch from a shop… and if it doesn’t work, then I can take it back and get another one… By Fucking Jove!!!!!!!’ BUT NO!!! This isn’t just anyone we’re talking about… it’s stupid fat twat Martin… the TWAT!!!!! He really fucks me off… and I hate him!!! And he makes me appreciate my dad more… Never hate your dads… coz lets face it… you only get one, and they can be pretty cool sometimes… and I mean, without them… we wouldn’t be here really, would we?

            I don’t really have anything else to say now… So until next time…

 

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