Please enter with caution, as this site has NOT been approved by Health and Safety!

Home | Emperor FABULOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | Segmented Oranges | Rants! | Jenns Wisdom | Chav Spottin' | Dickwenches!!!! | Problem? | All About Me!!! | My Talents | Random!! | Diary - Of Me - So very fun (!) | Fab Websites | Guest Book | Go See! | LISTEN TO ME!!! | DomInc | BACK BY PUBLIC DEMAND!!! | Peach Protest








Diary - Of Me - So very fun (!)

You will have soooooo much fun reading about my life!!! Not! But hey! Its here, so enjoy................. well, try and enjoy, because my life is boring.... extremely boring.... :(

15/2/05
Well! Here I am sitting at the computer, typing, for your amusement. However, I have been called by the Mother, as we are leaving to visit the shops. I'll see y'all soon. Byeeeeeeeee
xXx
 
15/2/05
Hey!!! I'm back from the cinema, and I have bought a friend, she is called Rachel and she was only Ģ1.99 from Tesco! Bargain!!! Just add water and she grows!!! Honestly, it's amazing! Everyone should have one!
Anyway *ahem* the film, it was called Meet The Fockers, and my review is on the 'Go See' page. Oh! Whilst I was at Tesco, Rachel thought she would take advantage of the 'Self Service' scanner things, (ray-I was forced to) and decided to give us (the Mother, the Brothers and myself) a hand by scanning our food through for us. However, little did we realise that my darling little brother, William, had walked off with the French Bread. This caused caused the Mother much distress, as she had to pay for it seperately!!! Shock horror!!!!
Tonight me and Rachel are going to try and get drunk, whilst watching Willo The Wisp, a rather odd 70's cartoon!
Talk to you all soon.
Byeee xXx
 
16/2/05
Well, I'm pissed off!!! I've had a shit day, apart from when Rachel were here! That were fun! I'm still angry bout the issue of a 'thing' that happened last night, and it really is making me angry so I'm not going to talk about it!
Well, today my day consisted of going to the library with the Mother and Brothers, which were much fun(!) going to Dorothy Perkins to get some school Trousers, but they onyl sell black trousers!!!! Then I went home and got pissed off at the fat bastard that is the Mothers husband.
Dom xXx
 
4/3/05
Well, today I was awfully tired (lol), and in maths, I again asked Jenn if I could draw a fake goaty on her, and again she replied the same answer 'No!' Usually, she would then ask if she could draw one on me, and I would say 'No! Fuck off!' Then we would try and touch eyelashes (because we are EXTREMELY odd!!!). Now, picture it... Me and Jenn sat at the front of the maths room, tryin 2 draw goaty's on each other, then tryin to touch eyelashes. Anyway... today... I tired, but still managing to breathe, so i can't be that tired. I have also realised that I am having a slow day... AGAIN! It's really not good... can young peeps suffer from alzheimers? I think they can, because I think I have it... unfortunately though, I can't forget unimportant things, like when my homeworks due in :(
I am also very happy today though, because it is my birthday in 2 days!!!! I should mention that Rachel's is 5 days away... WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!
Anyway... one must dash...
Byee
Dom xXx
 
10/3/05
Today... is... is thursday, and it was Rachel's birthday yesterday! HAPPY BDAY BABE!!! Today was boring and I in chemistry i put my finger in some Sodium Chloride or summat n it made my nail go all funny :~S I think it's ok now though, I'll just ask it... 'Yea, im ok thanks, no permanent damage... but please don't do that again.' *Dom makes promise with nail*... ANYWAY!!! Let's move on... I dunno what to say... Oh yeah!! My bday! It was really fabuli-i! I went to see Boogeyman (I think that's what it's called) and it was rubbish... then I went to Corp and saw Hatebreed!!! It PROPA ROCKED!!! I would love to do it all over again! The funny bit of the evening was when the mosh pit started and this man were stood in front of me. Then his girlfriend looked at me and said 'Do you know where my boyfriend has gone?' And there he was... gone... which was a shame, because his hair smelt really good. lol.
Anyway, I'm gonna go now...
Byeee
xXx
 
25/3/05
I'm in Spanish Land!!!! I miss everyone soooo much :( and hotmail is so slow here... i logged on nearly 15 minutes ago, and it still hasnīt loaded!!!) Quest que la pois? (I dunno if thats how its spelt... but its spelt like that now!) I really dunno what to say, except I really do wanna come home... OH!!! odd story 4 you all now:

kk, well, Me, Nat, Ray n this girl called Lauren were sat in this park, on a bench eatin our lunch....

and then we put all our left overs in this plastic bag n this gypsy came up 2 us wiv this lil boy n 2 gypsy girls went 2 sum ova peeps n thsi woman came up 2 us n started talkin spanish, n i fort she wanted 2 sit down.. even tho there were lots of ova empty benches, so i stood up. Then she sed summat n pointed 2 da bag

she then took it, walked off wiv these kids n took wot food she wanted n threw the bag in a bush... then i sat back down n explained 2 da ovas dat i fort she wanted 2 sit on our bench, hence me standin up, then she came back bout 10-15 mins l8r wiv 3 boys, ot includin da boy she came wiv (oo-er) lol ANYWAY... lol

Talk to you all later...
Luvvin yas
Byee
Dom
xXx
 
13/4/05
I'm so hyper!!!!! I need some Ritalin or summat... I'm goin' craaaaazy!!! Not much is happening really... I've had a hyped up week at school though! Jenn... is sooo the best!! Keep Your Ring Tasting Great - Use Glutamate... Honkings! lmao... Honk my Hunk! Anyway... as time goes on... I sit... on the chair... listenin' to Mudvayne... coz they rule!
C'ya'll later
Byee
xXx
 
29/4/05
Aloha my lil ants of freedom fighting homo-fib-ions... I'm feeling poetic... and I will soon make a new page dedicated to a 'thing' Rachel and I made during our stay in the school... it was sooo much fun...
I've not really been upto much, except exams... oh... n gettin rather pissed yesterday...Me - 'I'm really hot'
            Adam - 'Me too!'
            Me - 'Is it just me?'
LMAO!!!
I'm bored... One feels... unamused by many things in life at present... I have an eye hurdle... and Rachel has a boy hurdle... so many hurdles in life... many of sizes which differ n such like
Neway... I'm borin' maself now, so im gona go...
Byee
xXx
 
22/6/05
Aloha ha ha... I be sat... I've been busy with exams n such like. BUT!!! Much to your hapenis (lmao... how ruuude)... I have also found time to:
A) Write in the diary
B) I've written about Famous Ol' Antonio The Great
and
C) I've added a new page 'Segmented Oranges' (The thing by me and RACHEL [There ya go see... now people know, you helped write it :P)
 
Neway... ones gona dash...
Ciao
xXx
 
27/7/05
 Hey ma darlins!

    I’ve you neglected you lot, some what, by not updating you on my very, very interesting life. Well, where do I start? I’ve finished my GCSE’s (and school!! Wheeeey!!!) Whether I’ve passed them though is a different matter… (So fingers crossed)

    At the moment, I’m sat in my bed watching Big Brother (‘Remember, the wet beaver smiles when tickled’! WTF!!! Diiiiiiiiiiirty BB!)… I must say, Eugene is such a freak, you can’t help but love him lol he’s such a prick, sometimes I just wana slap him and say ‘Shut up you stupid FUCK!! Say something INTERESTING! We don’t care about your first aid courses!  Get a sense of humor and use it, man!’ However, sometimes I just wana gently pull him away from a joint conversation that he’s involved in and say ‘Now, come on Eugene, these people don’t want to hear about it. Now lets go and sit in the diary room and sing a song about God.’ (bless him… he’s so sad! ARGH! He knows Morse Code of by heart!!!! hahahahahahahahaha)

    The summer holidays are here! Would be fun… but I’m bored of being bored. It’s so tedious, I’d rather be back at school then sat at home doing nothing… and now EVERYONE is at home, the boys, the mother and Blob! It’s torture! I want a holiday home… so if anyone has a spare room (or even a little bit of room on a floor) that I may borrow for the summer; pleeeeeeeeeease let me know so I can be with people who are interesting. I mean, it was alright when it was just me and mum, because we’re on a similar intellectual level, therefore, letting us have sensible adult conversations about… stuff… in fact, in all honesty I don’t even really mind my brothers at home, its just Piss Flap (The mothers significant other [in fact, any insulting word means Martin])!  He’s been gay and lost his shitting job! FUCK! HE FUCKS ME OFF!

    I have to stop talking about it now, or I’ll start a rant! (Not good at all)

    What shall I talk about??

    Oh… I really wana tell a story… I might do lol but I’ll have to put it on another page…

    Ooooooooohhhhhhhh… I’ve not told you about the prom! It was amazing! We got a propa buzzin Limo-zeen lol it was so much fun, I’ll never forget it… so, yea…lol

       Anyway… I’m off

           Love ya’ll

       xXx

 

5/9/05
Hey!!! Hope your all ok :D I got my GCSE results... you wana know what I got don't ya(?) lol... well... I got 3 B's :D 4 C'S :) AND AN E!!!! I'm so proud of my E lol So, I got all the grades I need, and I start 6th Form on weds... I'm kinda scared n shittin ma knicks, but I MUST be brave lol. Also we got a little Kitten, called Mange Cat (Mange as in To Eat in French lmao) don't ask... really... I'll put a pic on, if I can.
Neway, One must go for I have important things to do *eye roll*
xXx

 

22/9/05
Hey!!!
I'm at COLLEGE!!!! (Wheeeey!!) I've added an extra 'thing' to my 'Rants' page, so go have a sneakly peek :-P It int really that interesting. It's the chance to add your own rants, to the website... it really is rather sexy lol... neway... I'm off, like a peice of cheese:-D
Byeeee
xXx

Holly and Mange Cat
Holly and Mange Cat
Holly propa loves Mangey... Lesbian Love! :D

19/12/06
I've neglected you again =o( I'm so sorry... BUT! In my defence I've been VERY busy lol
So, I'll update you on my life:
  • Failed AS (got 2 E's and U) OH! You don't even know what I was studying!!! I studied Psychology, English literature and IT. I got the U in IT and declined the grade, so I've only got 2 AS's. Now I'm still studying English and Psychology but I'm doing AS Sociology instead of IT (coz it was wank)
  • Ummm... Oh! I work lol Im a sunday morning cleaner at The Robin Hood Inn (tis well arse) and I'm a xmas temp at woolies... I hope they keep me on (Please God, let them keep me on!)
  • I've applied to Uni, Newman College in Brum Brum Land, St Martins in Lancaster and Bishop Grosseteste University College in Lincoln...
  • Oh, I stopped talking to Jenn about this time last year... It was so sad, but... we're both better off (well, I am anyway lol)

That's about as much as I can think of. If I think of anything else, I'll add it...

Ciao for now ma lil amphibions

xXx



Enter supporting content here

Enter at your own risk!!!!